Kevin Federline is undoubtedly Britney's husband. Why?

They are the only ones in the entire universe who could ever think of the stupidest song titles ever created in the history of mankind.

1. PopoZao

2. Oops! I did it again

3. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman (so, what are you???)

Another scarier thought is that PopoZao is not a single, but part of an entire K-Fed album.

In fact, Mr. Spears even has an official website now (brace yourself)

 and

and who knew that he could actually write????

Hey Everyone,

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.

Kevin

Man, that Kevin is so smart. I never knew one could "whip" hair.

Thanks Kevin!

Barffff!