Tuesday, February 21, 2006
STAVROS??? (Is the spelling right?)
Is that Stavros???
No?
Then, why the heck is Paris Hilton helping him carry his bags?
Made fun of at 02:34 pm by slut
Kevin Federline is undoubtedly Britney's husband. Why?
They are the only ones in the entire universe who could ever think of the stupidest song titles ever created in the history of mankind.
1. PopoZao
2. Oops! I did it again
3. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman (so, what are you???)
Another scarier thought is that PopoZao is not a single, but part of an entire K-Fed album.
In fact, Mr. Spears even has an official website now (brace yourself)
and
and who knew that he could actually write????
Hey Everyone,
I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.
Kevin
Man, that Kevin is so smart. I never knew one could "whip" hair.
Thanks Kevin!
Barffff!
Made fun of at 02:23 pm by slut
Monday, November 21, 2005
Kelly Osbourne Quits Singing - Yeah, So?
Kelly Osbourne is retiring at the age of 21. The outspoken star - who shot to fame on hit reality TV show 'The Osbournes', with parents Sharon and Ozzy and brother Jack - admits she is sick of working
Kelly has quit singing after just one album saying: "I don't intend to do anything
I've been working since I was 15 - what do I want to work for?" Meanwhile, the young star's birthday bash ended in disaster after a massive pillow fight triggered the hotel's water sprinklers - flooding the building
Kelly's 21st party on the ninth floor of the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel spun out of control when Paris Hilton's new boyfriend Stavros Niarchos reportedly sparked the play fight, according to America's Las Vegas Review-Journal newspaper
But within minutes events turned sour when revellers began hurling furniture around
One guest then allegedly threw a table breaking the head of a sprinkler causing water to cascade into the rooms
Fire alarms were then set off causing the entire hotel to be evacuated One guest revealed: "The carpet was coated with pillow feathers Every lamp was broken A maid told us they ruined every pillow in the room"
- From femalefirst.co.uk
Those fucking celebrity brats.
Trying to make fucking excuses... What the fuck is she talking about? Why the fuck would she retire when her career has not fucking taken off anyway????
She can fucking do whatever she fucking wants for all I care.
Made fun of at 11:38 am by slut
Lindsay Lohan's New Brunette Boobie
I just wanted to show this all to you because it's just oh so nice, and round and hard looking...
And of course, she still isn't Angelina Jolie. Better luck next time Linds.
Made fun of at 11:27 am by slut
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
On... Off... On... Off... I'm Fucking Confused.
Sienna Miller has confirmed that she and Jude Law are back together again.
After all the holy commandment-making and the crying crap, they're back together again.
They admit that they're "working things out".
Sienna was accompanied by Jude on the premiere of her new movie "Casanova".
She added to the Associated Press: "It's just fantastic to have him here and support the film. We're working things out. And he's always and will remain my closest friend in the world
"We've had a rough ride. Now it's good"
Yeah, right. Give them one month more and they'll break up again and make up again.. Jude-Sienna is just one neverending cycle of sex and shame and crying.
Made fun of at 09:36 am by slut
Kevin Still Thinks He's a Great Dancer
Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline has broken his hand - after spinning out of control on the dance floor. The professional dancer was seen falling from a podium in trendy Los Angeles nightspot The Spider Club after pulling one too many enthusiastic dance moves.
The 27-year-old, who was recently criticised for leaving Britney looking after their newborn baby while he goes out partying, has been seen wearing a bandage on his left hand ever since.
A fellow reveller revealed: "Britney must have been at home with their baby son and Kevin was messing around dancing with his mates. The source is quoted as adding in Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "He was really going for it, throwing some seriously mad moves, and suddenly he slipped and landed on his butt. But his arm got caught and he has fractured his left hand."
See? What goes around really comes around, Kev.
Next time, just stay home and change the diapers.
(source: http://www.teentoday.co.uk)
Made fun of at 09:25 am by slut
Christina Aguilera To Wed in Secret (Well It's No Secret Now)
Christina Aguilera and her fiancé Jordan Bratman are to wed this weekend in a secret ceremony, it has been claimed.
Now, I just think it's plain dumb to call it a secret ceremony now that I know about it.
Christina will reportedly wear a unique Christian Lacroix wedding dress, while her bridesmaids will be wearing outfits created by top designer Kai Milla - the wife of Stevie Wonder.
Earlier this year, Christina admitted she was desperate to have a romantic winter wedding.
Christina, who got engaged in February admitted it was her dream to tie the knot in a winter wedding, but admitted her fans will be disappointed with her dress because it will be conservative.
I don't think it will disappoint me because being conservative is something new from Christina. I'm tired of seeing her belly button and cleavage everywhere that I keep on wishing that she'd stop showing them.
See what I mean????
Made fun of at 09:22 am by slut
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Elton John Wants To Be On Desperate Housewives
Elton John who is first of all, not a housewife, wants to be on Desperate Housewives.
He is reportedly begging Teri Hatcher to help him land a part.
The singer is said to have approached Hatcher, who plays Susan in the show, when she starred in his video for 'Turn The Lights Out When You Leave'. Elton is quoted as saying: "It's so bitchy and funny! I'd love to do 'Desperate Housewives!'"
Hmmm...
I wonder what his role will be.
Maybe he can be an older version of Mary Alice's son... errrr.... whatshisface... hmmm.... Dana? I can't seem to remember his other name.
Christ.
All this work has made me even more of an amnesiac.
Oh yeah.
ZACH!
Made fun of at 02:26 pm by slut
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