Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Brooke Burns Hospitalized
Former Baywatch babe Brooke Burns is in a Los Angeles hospital after suffering a fractured neck bone in a pool mishap last week.
Another freak sex accident.
I can't believe it.
Everyone has freak sex accidents but me.
Made fun of at 02:19 pm by slut
Friday, November 11, 2005
Jared Leto must be insane.
Jared is beautiful, but he is insane.
First of all, I head that he is now dating Lindsay Lohan. Which is quite a shock to me because Jared is not only beautiful, but also older.
A source says one of the reasons why she's doing this is to annoy Paris Hilton.
That's a real good reason to get married if you ask me.
I think I will go annoy my mom by marrying our garbage collector.
Yeah.
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning a shock wedding to boyfriend Jared Leto.
Friends claim the 19-year-old actress loves the idea of tying the knot with the handsome 'Fight Club' star in a surprise, last-minute ceremony.
A source revealed to America's Life and Style Weekly magazine: "She's crazy about Jared. She says it would be great to run away, get married barefoot on the beach and shock everybody"
Lindsay is also said to be keen to get married to annoy her pal Paris Hilton, who recently called off her engagement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis.
The stunning star reportedly wants to take revenge on the hotel heiress for dating her friend Mary-Kate Olsen's ex, Stavros Niarchos. An insider explained: "She's angry at Paris for hooking up with Mary-Kate Olsen's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Catching a husband would be a poke in Paris' eye"
Made fun of at 05:43 pm by slut
Fergie Will Play a Stripper
Quite fitting if you ask me.
She has the humps. the humps the humps the humps
The lumps. the lovely lady lumps
The stringy hair.
The really really really really thick goo on her face (aka make up)
and she can shake her ass.
Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie is set to play a sexy stripper in hit TV show, 'The Sopranos'.
The blonde star, real name Stacy Ferguson, has landed a role in the sixth series of the show as a cop working undercover in Tony Soprano's strip club, Bad-a-Bing. Filming for the show starts in New Jersey early next year.
A show insider said: "Fergie can't believe her luck at landing this part - she's obsessed with The Sopranos. The producers thought she'd be perfect because she's got such a toned body and has no problems flaunting her flesh
-Femalefirst
Made fun of at 05:39 pm by slut
I've been really swamped lately. Every now and then my boss yells out my name and my train of thoughts get lost.
I have recently become a scatterbrain.
Made fun of at 05:37 pm by slut
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Jessica Simpson has Angered Not Only Me, but Also a Charity
I never thought it was possible, because everybody seemed to like her being around. Now I found out that Jessica Simpson is facing some real mean criticism after she interrupted a 10-day charity visit to Kenya with a $1,500 Safari despite insisting she was too sick to visit local children.
Hah.
The nerve of that Jessica.
Christina had more heart.
Jess reportedly spent just two days with Operation Smile - a charity repairing facial deformities in children - before embarking on a recreational trip of the same length in the Masai Mara National Reserve last week.
Made fun of at 07:48 pm by slut
Here is some proof that she does have a heart:
Let it also be noted that her boobs have noticeably become smaller since I last saw her.
Thank you.
Made fun of at 07:30 pm by slut
It's Really Been A Long Time Since My Last Post
'Cause apparently, Sharon Stone is also now a singer.
Sharon Stone has written a song to raise money for the Hurricane Katrina relief effort. .
Joss Stone, Celine Dion, The Game and Wyclef Jean are among the stars who have performed on the song 'Come Together Now'. .
The song - penned by the Hollywood actress and songwriters Denise Rich, Mark Feist and Damon Sharpe - will be released on November 29. .
- article from FemaleFirst
I wonder what she contributed. I wonder why she was even asked to sing.
But I am dying to hear her part in that song.
I'm a freak.
Made fun of at 07:26 pm by slut
Crashing Into Cars Really Is the Norm
Lindsay Lohan did it and got even more publicity for it.
Now, her fellow PR whore, Paris Hilton (who else did you expect?) has gotten herself into some crashing herself.
That Starvos Niarchos (whenever I see his name I can't help but think about nachos) dude was clearly driving, but I'm sure it was Paris' fault.
Made fun of at 07:21 pm by slut
Star - who does research (the boring stuff), and talking and stuff (the exciting stuff)
Slut - sits on her ass and types to poke fun at famous people
